Even I would have to admit that this plant is beyond saving and i keep flowers until every single petal and leaf has fallen off.
You are friendly, intelligent and have great taste in nannies.
Let the tree go.
Let it go towards the light.
That tree is nothing but sad and painful to look at, which is a problem given that it right next to the tv the gets streaming Netflix.
I'll get you a new tree.
A tree with branches and the ability to photosynthesize.
Sad stick in a pot.
Bare, save a green cone cap.
Mayhaps you'll rebound.