Off-putting

We were getting lunch at a supermarket the other day. This particular chain has a REALLY good salad bar and you know how much i love a good salad bar. [why does salad always taste better in salad bar form than any other way?] As team member Amy and i were putting the finishing touches on our salads i glanced up to see this : Great googgley-mooggley! What the heck is that about? How is a demented chef with a vegetable perversion supposed to make me want to buy salad? What is going on with that tongue? Why is it bubble gum pink? I don't know if you can see it in the larger version of the picture, but he is nearly picking his nose with the tip of his tongue. And his eyes - his crazy, crazy eyes. I'm surprised i didn't have nightmares about this guy. I learned an important lesson this day : when at the salad bar, do NOT - for any reason - look at whatever is sitting atop the bar; it might just put you off your feed.