Wednesday, February 22, 2012

snort, snort, snortle

Geeky, science humor slays me -for obvious reasons.
The R&D team has been working on a science humor experience and i can't get this joke out of my head:
Two atoms are walking along when the first atom exclaims, I've been robbed; someone took one of my electrons.
The other atoms asks, Are you sure? and the first one replies, Yes, I'm positive.
Honestly, it busts me up.
For the last week it has been playing in my head.
Sometimes i will be sitting in the van or reading a book or doing sudoku -minding my own business- and a little voice inside -with no warning- says Yes, i'm positive, sending me into a fit of giggles.
Then people look at me like i am deranged.
This is a problem.

Yes, i'm positive.


Anonymous said...

From Futurama:
Frye: "Just don't make me smell Uranus!"
Leela: "I don't get it"
Farnesworth: "You see, Frye, in the year 2675, they changed the name of the planet Uranus, just to prevent that stupid joke you just made. Finally, that poor planet can have a little dignity!"
Frye: "What do they call it now?"
Farnesworth: "Urectum."


Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA Frack You crack me up!
Niki - I will have this stuck in my head FOREVER!!! SOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!! btw - my kids think i'm insane now....well, MORE insane than usual... heeheeheee....i'm positive!