Friday, June 21, 2013

FLARKE

Dear IKEA-

I really love my 2 blonde Flarke shelves.
Purchased as the first new furniture in my apartment with a housewarming gift card from my friends Mel and Mike, they have faithfully stood on either side of my television holding CDs and DVDs.

 But my friend John left me his black-brown 4X4 Expedit when he moved out. It is humongous and holds soooooo much more than my wee Flarkes that it is now the entertainment center in the living room.


 I couldn't just get rid of the faithful Flarkes though.
 
 My question, IKEA, is this: if i hypothetically bolted the Flarkes together to form a craft storage tower to the sky, does that void their warranty in any way or release you from liability if they fall and crush me flat?

Thank you for your attention in this matter,
Niki

7 comments:

Douglas said...

I miss high ceilings *sigh*

Stacey P said...

Um is there a ladder that goes with the shelf as tall as the sky.

Melanie said...

We love our Expedit. :) And some good bolts should be able to take care of the sky tower, right? :)

Anonymous said...

Looks great! but...
Aren't you going to need a ladder?
Sheryl

Douglas said...

I'm not going to ask how you get to the top shelf.....

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Debbie said...

This is a little terrifying!