Terror on the highway

So i'm on the DC beltway, minding my own business, enjoying the day and taking the S-curves as fast as traffic will allow when i come upon this

WHY?!?!?!

Why would you do that to a girl?

I almost crashed from fear.

I think i should have been able to pull this bozo (teehee) over and give him a citizen's citation for atrocious taste and mental anguish.