Have you ever found yourself behind a Megabus?
Who thought he was a good idea?
The very first time i saw it, i couldn't decide what that round yellow and pink thing even was. Now that i know, it still freaks me the heck out every time i see it.
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
No discernible fingers in the body-hugging hands.
No obvious hair.
Super high, round cheeks.
Cold, vacant stare.
Eyes seem to be askew, yet somehow penetrating my very soul.
Smile like a clown. An evil clown.
Service panel across his chest.
Inexplicable bright spots on nose and cheeks.
If he were a toy, you know he'd come alive at night to kill you.
Therefore, he shouldn't be 20 feet high and rolling down the highway when i am on my way to work and hardly even awake.
A girl's just saying...