Monday, September 12, 2011

the face of a killer

Have you ever found yourself behind a Megabus?

What is the deal with the freaky guy on the back of their buses?
Who thought he was a good idea?
The very first time i saw it, i couldn't decide what that round yellow and pink thing even was. Now that i know, it still freaks me the heck out every time i see it.
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
Body shaped like 2 perfect spheres.
No discernible fingers in the body-hugging hands.
No obvious hair.
Super high, round cheeks.
Cold, vacant stare.
Eyes seem to be askew, yet somehow penetrating my very soul.
Uneven ears.
Smile like a clown. An evil clown.
Service panel across his chest.
Inexplicable bright spots on nose and cheeks.
If he were a toy, you know he'd come alive at night to kill you.
Therefore, he shouldn't be 20 feet high and rolling down the highway when i am on my way to work and hardly even awake.
A girl's just saying...

5 comments:

Brenda*Nery said...

Is he trying to sell himself for $1? ;)

Rea said...

Thank goodness we don't have those around here. I'm voting this guy with the clowns and monkeys in my book!! Creepy!

Niki said...

Brenda- I wouldn't buy him, even for $1!
Rea- consider yourself lucky

Anonymous said...

it's like a really bad christmas toy gone psycho! i think that would scare small children! Sheryl

Douglas said...

Do his eyes follow you when you change lanes?