Have you ever found yourself behind a Megabus?
What is the deal with the freaky guy on the back of their buses?
Who thought he was a good idea?
The very first time i saw it, i couldn't decide what that round yellow and pink thing even was. Now that i know, it still freaks me the heck out every time i see it.
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
Body shaped like 2 perfect spheres.
No discernible fingers in the body-hugging hands.
No obvious hair.
Super high, round cheeks.
Cold, vacant stare.
Eyes seem to be askew, yet somehow penetrating my very soul.
Uneven ears.
Smile like a clown. An evil clown.
Service panel across his chest.
Inexplicable bright spots on nose and cheeks.
If he were a toy, you know he'd come alive at night to kill you.
Therefore, he shouldn't be 20 feet high and rolling down the highway when i am on my way to work and hardly even awake.
A girl's just saying...
5 comments:
Is he trying to sell himself for $1? ;)
Thank goodness we don't have those around here. I'm voting this guy with the clowns and monkeys in my book!! Creepy!
Brenda- I wouldn't buy him, even for $1!
Rea- consider yourself lucky
it's like a really bad christmas toy gone psycho! i think that would scare small children! Sheryl
Do his eyes follow you when you change lanes?
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