Men - there is a point when your wooing of a woman goes from charming to creepy. See if you can spot the moment from this excerpt of a conversation i was having with a custodian at today's school, while trying to wash glassware in the janitor's closet:
You are so beautiful; i mean, really gorgeous. It's a good thing there is a law against kidnapping cause i would take you far away and treat you like the queen i know you are.
Okay guys, can you tell the instant that made me want to run for my life? Let this be a lesson for you all when macking the ladies.