On the way to our school today, I was driving I-70W when a metallic orange convertible merged into traffic.
I noticed because i hate orange.
When the driver changed lanes i thought,
That's an oddly shaped hat quickly followed by,
That's quite a beard and then,
Is he wearing red long johns?
OMG, that's Santa Claus driving that metallic orange convertible!
Who knew?
Funniest of all, when Santa realized i was looking at him (
who wouldn't be?!?) he floored it and tried to dodge me. I very briefly gave chase, but once it was apparent that Santa had no issue with going 80 i backed off since i was in a work vehicle.
Why is Santa in Carroll County, MD?
When the driver changed lanes i thought, That's an oddly shaped hat quickly followed by, That's quite a beard and then, Is he wearing red long johns?
OMG, that's Santa Claus driving that metallic orange convertible!
Who knew?
Funniest of all, when Santa realized i was looking at him (who wouldn't be?!?) he floored it and tried to dodge me. I very briefly gave chase, but once it was apparent that Santa had no issue with going 80 i backed off since i was in a work vehicle.
Why is Santa in Carroll County, MD?
2 comments:
More importantly-you were in Carroll County and didn't tell me?
In March? Santa?
We were in Lakeland Sunday night to meet some of David's former co-workers for dinner. Isabel is sitting with their kids in a separate table. An older man in shorts & a tank top comes in. He has a beard (white) but is bald on top, and relatively thin. I heard Isabel whisper "Santa's here in Florida. In shorts." It was so cute.
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