Monday, March 21, 2011
Ho Ho What???
On the way to our school today, I was driving I-70W when a metallic orange convertible merged into traffic. I noticed because i hate orange. When the driver changed lanes i thought, That's an oddly shaped hat quickly followed by, That's quite a beard and then, Is he wearing red long johns? OMG, that's Santa Claus driving that metallic orange convertible! Who knew? Funniest of all, when Santa realized i was looking at him (who wouldn't be?!?) he floored it and tried to dodge me. I very briefly gave chase, but once it was apparent that Santa had no issue with going 80 i backed off since i was in a work vehicle. Why is Santa in Carroll County, MD?