Monday, February 22, 2010

Ode to a Saltine

sweating, freezing, shaking;
losing vital fluids from every orifice imaginable;
haven't eaten in 24 hours;
pepto turning my insides unnatural colors;
but then there is you - my darling Saltine.
crispity, salty, life-saving cracker-
nothing tastes as good as you.


Melanie said...

Yikes! Hope you are feeling better, or that this is just hypothetical ode. :)

Kaaren said...

Feel better!

Niki said...

That little ditty was written last night, but there was no computer in sight so i shared it today.
Yes, i am feeling better; thank you.

srapalmateer said...

Glad you're feeling should let us know when you feel crappy...we can go to the store for you, etc. You know we only live 1.0 miles away!

Niki said...

I probably should have called when i drove the .5 miles to the CVS directly between our houses to get the Pepto on Sunday morning as i might have been putting myself and everyone around me at risk. Not to mention scaring small children and the pharmacist with my unwashed, non-hairbrushed, shambling pathetic self.