You've been performing on a stage that was approximately the temperature of the surface if the Sun.
You're crazy dehydrated.
You've blown your voice.
Your vocal cords feel like they are on fire.
You need cold, refreshing liquid and you need it now.
There is no time for some namby-pamby glass.
Living alone means no one is gonna judge you for this.
Of course, it also means that there is no one to appreciate that you match your crazy straws to your beverage.
2 comments:
Only in the Nikverse does Kool Aid served in Tupperware become a premium mock-tail.
Only the best, baby; only the best.
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