Dear Mr/Ms Hunter -
I appreciate you warning us all that you are in the vicinity, on the prowl.
From the awesome paint job to the fanged licence plate holder to the hood horns I can tell that you a person to be taken seriously. Thank you for making me hit the brakes in the middle of this parking lot and nearly pee from mirth.
I hope your quest stalking the wily Happy Ending Sundae was fruitful and delicious.