It has been forever since a Quick Quote, but not because my co-workers are any less hilarious.
Across the office from me, Abby was working on her summer camp about the science of magic when she busted out with, That's not science. That's the opposite of science. That's lying! to no one in particular.
Yes, Abby dear, that's kinda the point of magic.
Her tone, though, was so personally affronted that it sent the rest of us into gales of laughter from which it was difficult to recover.
Sometimes it is hard to believe that we ever get anything done around here.